A little story

Once upon a time
There was a little lime

The name of the fruit was Phil
And he lived inside a tiny mill

His life was quite easy
His pick up lines were quite cheesy

Still he managed to get a girlfriend
Who he married in the end

Their wedding was simple but nice
They served a cake and some drinks with ice

His wife was called Sophie
Many would see her as his trophy

With him working and her staying at home
Cleaning the house and the garden gnome

Phil and Sophie soon got a family
With the children Ben and Emily

They grew up fast those limes
Thought they were mutants many times

The family was very happy
Until Phil went for a nappy

And got squished by a foot

The end

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